are you kidding me

are you kidding me

Dave Matthews only has the band Dave Matthews Band on his zune.

He has never been ashamed of owning a zune.

Dave Matthews likes to describe women as “tolerable.”

Dave Matthews reads his horoscope everyday from three different, credible websites.

Dave Matthews ex girlfriend wished him a happy birthday and he drank four beers in the tub after that.

what i wrote when i was pretending to be social at a bar yesterday

i wonder how many people actually listen to dave matthews band

i wonder how many of them would call themselves “dave matthews band fans”

i wonder how many times dave matthews has left his house and then immediately regretted it

i wonder if dogs eat their babies like fish do

kill yourself

peachy fucking keen

peachy fucking keen

Reblogged from ♎BABY KREAY♎
tumblr has evolved into a living teen

tumblr has evolved into a living teen