Dave Matthews only has the band Dave Matthews Band on his zune. He has never been ashamed of owning a zune. Dave Matthews likes to describe women as “tolerable.” Dave Matthews reads his horoscope everyday from three different, credible websites. Dave Matthews ex girlfriend wished him a happy birthday and he drank four beers in the tub after that.
what i wrote when i was pretending to be social at...
i wonder how many people actually listen to dave matthews band i wonder how many of them would call themselves “dave matthews band fans” i wonder how many times dave matthews has left his house and then immediately regretted it i wonder if dogs eat their babies like fish do kill yourself
if I’ve told you once I’ve told you a million times! im not gonna kill myself haha seriously stop asking I’m not gonna do it! haha jeez!
my first book is gonna be called: Somebody Smacked My Ass At Denny’s Today (And Other Dark Sadnesses) my second book is gonna be called: My Mouth Tastes Like Plastic my third book is gonna be called: What Do Dogs Think About When They Are Making New Dogs my fourth book is gonna be called: ARE YOU A COP
heems and i have exchanged emails so yall can calm the fuck down now
i am thinking about the word “necessary” i dont like that word bc it made me lose a spelling bee in fifth grade i am thinking about how i wondered if there was one c or two cs and if there was one s or two ss but i couldnt remember i spelled it anyway and they dinged a little bell and the bell made me mad i remember being flustered and looking all hostile at everybody bc i was...
Friday, September 28, 2012 7:58 PM still have no idea how tumblr works
“you are such a shithead” he playfully kicked my knee in 7th grade he wrote me a song i called him a faggot both of these things meant something
i kind of want to die tomorrow (a poem)
i kind of want to die tomorrow
ha ha ha ha ha
Edith ‘Big Edie’ Bouvier Beale: The cat’s going to the...