March 2013
5 posts
Dave Matthews only has the band Dave Matthews Band on his zune.
He has never been ashamed of owning a zune.
Dave Matthews likes to describe women as “tolerable.”
Dave Matthews reads his horoscope everyday from three different, credible websites.
Dave Matthews ex girlfriend wished him a happy birthday and he drank four beers in the tub after that.
what i wrote when i was pretending to be social at...
i wonder how many people actually listen to dave matthews band
i wonder how many of them would call themselves “dave matthews band fans”
i wonder how many times dave matthews has left his house and then immediately regretted it
i wonder if dogs eat their babies like fish do
kill yourself
February 2013
2 posts
January 2013
2 posts
December 2012
4 posts
November 2012
7 posts
if I’ve told you once I’ve told you a million times! im not gonna kill myself haha seriously stop asking I’m not gonna do it! haha jeez!
my first book is gonna be called: Somebody Smacked My Ass At Denny’s Today (And Other Dark Sadnesses)
my second book is gonna be called: My Mouth Tastes Like Plastic
my third book is gonna be called: What Do Dogs Think About When They Are Making New Dogs
my fourth book is gonna be called: ARE YOU A COP
heems and i have exchanged emails so yall can calm the fuck down now
October 2012
1 post
i am thinking about the word “necessary”
i dont like that word bc it made me lose a spelling bee in fifth grade
i am thinking about how i wondered if there was one c or two cs and if there was one s or two ss but i couldnt remember
i spelled it anyway and they dinged a little bell and the bell made me mad
i remember being flustered and looking all hostile at everybody bc i was...
September 2012
3 posts
Friday, September 28, 2012
7:58 PM
still have no idea how tumblr works
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“you are such a shithead” he playfully kicked my knee
in 7th grade he wrote me a song i called him a faggot
both of these things meant something
August 2012
4 posts
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i kind of want to die tomorrow (a poem)
i kind of want to die tomorrow
July 2012
1 post
ha ha ha ha ha
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August 2011
1 post
“Edith ‘Big Edie’ Bouvier Beale: The cat’s going to the...”
