Dave Matthews only has the band Dave Matthews Band on his zune.
He has never been ashamed of owning a zune.
Dave Matthews likes to describe women as “tolerable.”
Dave Matthews reads his horoscope everyday from three different, credible websites.
Dave Matthews ex girlfriend wished him a happy birthday and he drank four beers in the tub after that.
i wonder how many people actually listen to dave matthews band
i wonder how many of them would call themselves “dave matthews band fans”
i wonder how many times dave matthews has left his house and then immediately regretted it
i wonder if dogs eat their babies like fish do
peachy fucking keen
shout out to my rat tail