yungtapatio:

Chilllllllllllllllllll

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cowboythegirl:

michygeary:

I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT

HOLY SHIT

(via chaotic-veins)

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

(via chill-ip)

JoJo was goddamn 13 when Leave came out. Like, what is she so upset about? What is he supposed to leave? The jungle gym?? What kind of secrets does he have??? Hiding his jello at lunch so he won’t have to share???? Jesus Christ.

Help oh my god I literally can’t stop rolling my eyes.

I am your barista. I can make a latte that will heal your heart. I am not tech support. Figure out your own goddamn laptop/wifi situation.

chadleymacguff:

whateverjsays:

What even is this…

the signing of the Declaration of Independence

(via tweewitch)

boobsbuttsandsluts:
fishmech:

the Bill Clinton aesthetic
fishmech:

the Bill Clinton aesthetic

fishmech:

the Bill Clinton aesthetic

(via shanetheduck)

thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.
thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.
thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.
thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.
thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.
thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

(via officialwhitegirls)