shout out to my rat tail

shout out to my rat tail

remember the time i crashed a wedding

remember the time i crashed a wedding

“hipster garbage”

“hipster garbage”

if I’ve told you once I’ve told you a million times! im not gonna kill myself haha seriously stop asking I’m not gonna do it! haha jeez!

my first book is gonna be called: Somebody Smacked My Ass At Denny’s Today (And Other Dark Sadnesses)

my second book is gonna be called: My Mouth Tastes Like Plastic

my third book is gonna be called: What Do Dogs Think About When They Are Making New Dogs

my fourth book is gonna be called: ARE YOU A COP

skullgang

skullgang

snck

snck

heems and i have exchanged emails so yall can calm the fuck down now