shout out to my rat tail
if I’ve told you once I’ve told you a million times! im not gonna kill myself haha seriously stop asking I’m not gonna do it! haha jeez!
my first book is gonna be called: Somebody Smacked My Ass At Denny’s Today (And Other Dark Sadnesses)
my second book is gonna be called: My Mouth Tastes Like Plastic
my third book is gonna be called: What Do Dogs Think About When They Are Making New Dogs
my fourth book is gonna be called: ARE YOU A COP