Writer friends:

I forgot how to write. I haven’t finished a story since May, and the only thing I’ve written since is a 500 word stream of consciousness about balls. (I also wrote two sentences about Whitney Houston’s “Where Do Broken Hearts Go?” if that counts.)

Can someone show me some writing prompts that don’t suck?

fvming:

Imagine waking up and being hot

(via slapdancing)

planturs:

what i planned to do this summer

  1. paint and make art
  2. hang out with friends
  3. exercise 

what i actually did

  1. cried
  2. blogged
  3. ruined every friendship i have

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Shout out to that old lady driving down the highway with a twenty dollar bill rolled up in her mouth like a blunt.

princess-babycakes:

hifivesforall:

milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

I have met so many nice drunk girls in bathrooms

Nice drunk girls in bathrooms are the best.

(via olymbitchchampion)

angelanthem:

breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

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